Days Are Numbering

I somewhat feel that my days at the current company are numbered!! Just wished to get out of here!!

A Joke

The following was shared by a friend:

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia .One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M: But Why?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.Dr M: What! why him?Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.

Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It RepeatedlyThis one lagi best.

The latest according to the trend.

Subject:M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

This is a new acronymn...

stands for:Must Always Hantam Abdullah Till He Is Removed

My Toy

Got this toy during Raya'08...its an ASUS P750 PDA phone. My first of a kind!! Find it very useful, as it put almost my entire office in it!! Portable Windows in it as well!! Only problem...system hangs at time!!

Late Post!!

Again and again...I am late to wish everyone a happy brand new year....however, I vowed to use this blog to attack BN personally!! Over the CNY break, kind of sad to see the fiasco happening in the state of Perak, whereby, its people lost its elected government to its corrupted foe!! Will back to condemn more!

The Star - The People's Paper??

Was once my favorite daily, still remember have a dose of it every morning before school and work. However, this year alone, it has a dissappointing one for me!! Its news have become more and more pro - BN. Having said so, I find its reporting and news layout are completely rubbish. Why is that? Certain "major news" that affect our society and political scenario have been played down as to avoid the ruling government officials to "lose face". The Star has indeed been a sell out and became the government's propaganda machine!! I have been avoiding reading that peace of junk since early this year, and I encouraged my friends to do the same, especially, we now have alternatives on the web: Malaysiakini etc.

One of a Kind

Was taken on the 30th November 2008, at Kenneth Chan's wedding reception. Here with the bride's friend from Japan.

Hello Everybody!!

Hi!! I'm Ahmad "the Ass Clown" Ismail!! Yes!! I'm am racist!! Still I want to blame the reporter for the mess!! I like it even more when you hate my guts!! HaHAHAHAHA!